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POV: Hot muscle jock with HORRENDOUS farts clears out the ro..

POV: Hot muscle jock with HORRENDOUS farts clears out the room before busting a nut engulfed in his own stench!

As you guys already know, I've had to take it easy lately with the on-command farts due to developing literal hemorrhoids. These are ALL-NATURAL. Straight from the source... bask in that raunchy delicious smell of whey protein, eggs, and steak!

Short little 2 minute long video today for you, promise that there is more to come. Should I make more videos like this?

Side note, you guys might notice my booty has shrunken a tad bit in size... I'm a cut right now to get shredded for summer. Just wait until I bulk up again ;)

2025-05-09 22:46:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Would you like being my gym partner?

2025-04-17 18:33:29 +0000 UTC View Post

My farts aren't so powerful at the moment.. but my god, they..

My farts aren't so powerful at the moment.. but my god, they are LETHAL. Straight up intoxicating.

2025-04-17 18:21:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey guys, I haven't posted in a bit because of some health r..

Hey guys, I haven't posted in a bit because of some health related issues. I started to develop internal hemorrhoids a few months ago and it's only gotten worse with how I've structured my diet, lifestyle, and routine for making fart content for all you lovely people. The intensity of the content I've made in the past few months definitely has not helped, either.

I will not be making any new farting videos until I've recovered from this. I've sought real medical attention for this, and I have a wonderful doctor who is helping me through this.

I apologize for going ghost mode on you guys, again.

2025-04-02 16:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post

One of my latest videos was automatically deactivated for co..

One of my latest videos was automatically deactivated for containing "prohibited bodily fluids"

I've submitted a deactivation appeal in efforts to get it back up, but I may need to re-edit the video and upload it separately.

Sorry about this everyone! That video was so hot too 😭

2025-02-10 15:51:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Opening up my tight hole and playing with my healthy, beauti..

Opening up my tight hole and playing with my healthy, beautiful prostate♥️♥️

2025-02-08 21:08:54 +0000 UTC View Post

FARTING RELIEF ASMR: Relax, unwind, and CUM HARD to these ab..

FARTING RELIEF ASMR: Relax, unwind, and CUM HARD to these absolutely diabolic rips!!!

I can't believe how much my dainty, pink, tight asshole can produce such powerful blasts..

2025-02-08 21:05:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Deadlifts always squeeze out every ounce of gas in me.. I'm ..

Deadlifts always squeeze out every ounce of gas in me.. I'm sure you would love to be my gym partner

2025-02-04 23:52:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Love it when I see my hole vibrate :)

2025-02-04 23:41:10 +0000 UTC View Post

You can probably tell I don't stick things up in there that ..

You can probably tell I don't stick things up in there that often 🥲

I know you're just wishing your face was there instead..

2025-01-23 03:59:48 +0000 UTC View Post

I need a face to treat with these bubbly wet blasts...

2025-01-23 03:54:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Composed together a couple of farts while at work as well as..

Composed together a couple of farts while at work as well as letting out some SUPER long and funky rips on a little stuffy 🧸

Been on my nutrition/health/fitness arc as well these past few months… some have said my ass has gotten a little smaller and to be honest it has due to losing bodyfat, but hey shape matters too, right? 🥹

2025-01-14 17:52:58 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey guys just real quick again- apologize for the delay, it’..

Hey guys just real quick again- apologize for the delay, it’s been a very busy holiday season. All the family has been home for the holidays so it’s been so hard to try and find time alone to film new videos 🫠

10, 20, even 30 minute long videos WILL come to this page!! Just a matter of time, I appreciate everyone’s patience🫶

2025-01-04 01:56:40 +0000 UTC View Post

Two more bathroom farts from earlier today at work 😌Also pos..

Two more bathroom farts from earlier today at work 😌

Also posted a pic of what I had for breakfast this morning- ground beef, banana, parmiganio cheese, cottage cheese with olive oil, carrots, and some supplements (zinc, vitamin d, NAC)

Healthy diet doesn’t always equate to not being gassy 🙃

2024-12-27 22:35:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Got some morning gas at work 😮‍💨⛽️Lemme just say, I permeate..

Got some morning gas at work 😮‍💨⛽️

Lemme just say, I permeated the fuck outta that bathroom god dayum 🤤

Might not have been the biggest rips but holy shit these were ripe!

Really wish I had someone here to sneak off with to take these gas bombs directly down the hatch 😅

2024-12-27 18:46:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey guys just real quick I apologize for the lack of videos ..

Hey guys just real quick I apologize for the lack of videos these past few weeks, got a lot going on due to the holiday season. I just filmed some post Christmas dinner gas last night, which i’ll drop on here soon! I’ll also be trying to film as much as possible these next few weeks. I don’t live alone yet, so it can be a bitch trying to find a good time window to make some juicy new vids 😂🙏

2024-12-26 23:52:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Little random catalog of stuff in my camera roll, thought i’..

Little random catalog of stuff in my camera roll, thought i’d make another post here. I have some new HOT gassy blasts coming soon, right to you🫵

2024-12-23 15:48:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Ass is getting more plump and toned. A bit hairy too😅

2024-12-19 15:54:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Was going through some random clips that never made it to th..

Was going through some random clips that never made it to the google drive folder, so thought I'd post them here. These were some cheek RUMBLING blasts!

2024-12-15 18:55:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Woke up today feeling a little better than yesterday. No fev..

Woke up today feeling a little better than yesterday. No fever, but just dealing with a dry cough and a bad sore throat. Luckily I think this is starting to calm down a bit though, I'm through the worst of it lol.

Also had a nice healthy breakfast with lots of supplements. Had a homemade immunity shot, as well. I used my new cold press juicer to juice up a big hunk of ginger, a few lemons, and some green apples. Shit BURNS to drink but it honestly helped soothe my throat a ton.

Side note my stomach has been bubbling a little bit.. might save em and rip on camera later ;)

2024-12-10 22:08:44 +0000 UTC View Post