I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I..
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
2023-05-01 20:05:40 +0000 UTC View Post
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Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
2023-05-01 17:06:03 +0000 UTC View Postan Emma a day keeps the blue balls away
an Emma a day keeps the blue balls away
2023-05-01 09:16:07 +0000 UTC View Post
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
2023-05-01 05:10:49 +0000 UTC View PostTried putting in a new glass window yesterday, It was a real..
Tried putting in a new glass window yesterday, It was a real pane.
2023-05-01 04:13:00 +0000 UTC View PostCould you make me weak at the knees
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2023-05-01 02:07:59 +0000 UTC View PostIf I was a book would you check me out?
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2023-05-01 00:38:22 +0000 UTC View PostNot the most comfortable gaming attire, not enough jogging B..
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2023-05-01 00:31:28 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a guy with a small penis? Just-in
What do you call a guy with a small penis? Just-in
2023-04-30 19:30:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?..
What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself? A tearjerker
2023-04-30 18:30:51 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off at my place
Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off at my place
2023-04-30 17:51:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaah!'? About thr..
What's the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaah!'? About three inches
2023-04-30 16:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostGoogle is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a senten..
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2023-04-30 15:56:31 +0000 UTC View PostI saw a dildo for sale described as “nine inches long and re..
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2023-04-30 15:51:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are the three shortest words in the English language? "..
What are the three shortest words in the English language? "Is it in?"
2023-04-30 10:05:29 +0000 UTC View PostWhat goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet? Gum..
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2023-04-30 08:30:55 +0000 UTC View PostWhat comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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2023-04-29 22:50:26 +0000 UTC View PostThere is only 4 inches distance between 2 holes. Always sele..
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2023-04-29 14:31:04 +0000 UTC View PostI watched a really sad porn film the other day - it was a re..
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2023-04-29 12:30:38 +0000 UTC View PostMy sensual desires have been getting out of control… But it ..
My sensual desires have been getting out of control… But it wasn’t until I spanked a statue that I knew I’d hit rock bottom
2023-04-29 10:30:43 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's..
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers.
2023-04-28 20:06:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B..
Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells
2023-04-28 18:26:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is ..
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
2023-04-28 09:31:39 +0000 UTC View Post
