Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
2023-04-28 08:25:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do walruses love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
2023-04-27 21:10:19 +0000 UTC View Post
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
2023-04-27 20:11:36 +0000 UTC View Post
I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.
2023-04-27 18:31:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
2023-04-27 17:31:57 +0000 UTC View Post
#### My friend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
2023-04-27 16:33:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
2023-04-26 21:46:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll let you pick the Netflix show 😉
2023-04-26 21:25:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you gently stroke my face? Or would you just hit me in the face with your dick and laugh about it?
2023-04-26 16:51:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Where did the Sith go to get their robes? The shopping maul
2023-04-26 12:22:47 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call an important English snake? Sir Pent
2023-04-26 09:21:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Just getting a few lunges in for the day
2023-04-26 08:05:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Edible? Not like in a carnivorous way tho
2023-04-25 17:31:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I cry in the bath in a face mask and call it self care ✨
2023-04-25 16:31:05 +0000 UTC View Post
You taste like you're bad for me
2023-04-25 10:31:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh deer! Seems someone has the horn 🙄
2023-04-24 20:48:02 +0000 UTC View Post
*writes politicians in Death Note*
2023-04-24 19:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Get someone who looks at you the way I look at sugary food
2023-04-24 18:53:29 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, maybe you'd dig it
2023-04-24 13:30:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Me in between talking to any of you
2023-04-24 01:31:17 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a guy *without* a spade on his head? Doug-las
2023-04-23 23:25:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Just checking the carpet pile out
2023-04-23 21:40:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Are we a match? toss me $10 to take my BOYFRIEND test and you'll receive a naughty treat as well 🖤
2023-04-23 20:31:28 +0000 UTC View Post
During my 9 to 5, I'm thinking 6 and 9s
2023-04-23 16:34:23 +0000 UTC View Post
