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2023-05-03 23:05:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
2023-05-03 22:31:51 +0000 UTC View Post
It's that time of year again 🌌👨🚀
2023-05-03 22:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
2023-05-03 21:58:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
2023-05-03 20:55:50 +0000 UTC View Post
these panties must have been from the London Bridge area, they keep falling down
2023-05-03 18:31:32 +0000 UTC View Post
A wise man once said... Nothing, he only listened.
2023-05-03 17:39:56 +0000 UTC View Post
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
2023-05-03 15:09:20 +0000 UTC View Post
A day without sunshine is like, well, night
2023-05-03 13:07:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I like jokes but i like hu mor.
2023-05-03 12:05:24 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s been a while. Go check your DMs.
2023-05-03 11:50:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
2023-05-02 23:09:46 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
2023-05-02 22:09:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me
2023-05-02 21:15:52 +0000 UTC View Post
What is the sound of no-hands texting?
2023-05-02 16:07:57 +0000 UTC View Post
What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
2023-05-02 15:06:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.
2023-05-02 15:04:21 +0000 UTC View Post
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2023-05-02 00:03:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans
2023-05-01 22:12:26 +0000 UTC View Post
The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.
2023-05-01 21:26:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
2023-05-01 20:05:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
2023-05-01 17:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post
an Emma a day keeps the blue balls away
2023-05-01 09:16:07 +0000 UTC View Post
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
2023-05-01 05:10:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Tried putting in a new glass window yesterday, It was a real pane.
2023-05-01 04:13:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Could you make me weak at the knees
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2023-05-01 02:07:59 +0000 UTC View Post
