What's for dinner?
What's for dinner?
2023-05-06 16:23:02 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
Not loving all these bank holidays though, all the shops are..
Not loving all these bank holidays though, all the shops are closed 😪
2023-05-06 15:21:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the best thing about gardening? Getting down and dirt..
What’s the best thing about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes
2023-05-06 14:54:29 +0000 UTC View PostOkay I'll admit, I've been watching bits and bobs of the cor..
Okay I'll admit, I've been watching bits and bobs of the coronation today haha
2023-05-06 13:09:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I just found an origami porn channel, but it’s paper view on..
I just found an origami porn channel, but it’s paper view only
2023-05-05 10:08:16 +0000 UTC View PostI have a photographic memory but have never developed it
I have a photographic memory but have never developed it
2023-05-05 09:08:23 +0000 UTC View PostIt's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they alwa..
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
2023-05-05 08:23:56 +0000 UTC View PostGetting the ability to fly would be so uplifting
Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting
2023-05-04 22:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostLong fairy tales have a tendency to dragon
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon
2023-05-04 20:30:55 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something
2023-05-04 19:31:08 +0000 UTC View PostTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
2023-05-04 18:44:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
2023-05-04 16:06:51 +0000 UTC View PostWhy didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
2023-05-04 15:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostWaiting in your DMs right now! 🌌 ----- @NIKITTACARAMEL @fu..
Waiting in your DMs right now! 🌌 ----- @NIKITTACARAMEL @funwithmommy @brandi_raeex @paigeroseuk @sarahfergusonxxx @emma69star @amberjadevip @amberrockslive @lucyloe @emeraldskky @georgiapeachxxx @shayerivers @gaygirlscanada @shpookyseraphina @abbieleex @therileydaniels @Janesdiary @MissHazelHeart @justbeafree @EmmaHircine @maggiegreenlive @lorenonyx @binyvalentine
2023-05-04 13:36:03 +0000 UTC View Post
What is R2D2 short for? Because he has little legs.
What is R2D2 short for? Because he has little legs.
2023-05-04 08:07:54 +0000 UTC View PostWhat Star Wars character sells hotdogs? Admiral Snackbar.
What Star Wars character sells hotdogs? Admiral Snackbar.
2023-05-04 07:18:39 +0000 UTC View PostWanna Leia in bed and watch the films in the right order?
Wanna Leia in bed and watch the films in the right order?
2023-05-04 06:24:06 +0000 UTC View Post
It may not be the Force, but I'm reawakening something
It may not be the Force, but I'm reawakening something
2023-05-04 04:26:06 +0000 UTC View PostUnlike most storm troopers, I won't miss your shot 😉
Unlike most storm troopers, I won't miss your shot 😉
2023-05-04 03:24:09 +0000 UTC View PostAre you the droid I'm looking for?
Are you the droid I'm looking for?
2023-05-04 02:23:12 +0000 UTC View PostForget Luke, you can call me daddy
Forget Luke, you can call me daddy
2023-05-04 01:21:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Wanna spoil me tonight? i'm ready to get naughty with you!
Wanna spoil me tonight? i'm ready to get naughty with you!
2023-05-04 00:14:10 +0000 UTC View PostLooking for fun in Alderaan places
Looking for fun in Alderaan places
2023-05-03 23:20:57 +0000 UTC View PostIs that a ***lightsaber*** in your pocket or are you just ha..
Is that a ***lightsaber*** in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 🚀 $15 for one spin 🚀 $30 for 3 spins *(yes, you get a free spin!*)
2023-05-03 23:05:20 +0000 UTC View PostI've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating d..
I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
2023-05-03 22:31:51 +0000 UTC View PostIt's that time of year again 🌌👨🚀
It's that time of year again 🌌👨🚀
2023-05-03 22:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
