Tbf sometimes I just be saying shit in the caption. I'm not even sure people read em. Owls look weird without their feathers though.
2023-05-09 14:38:39 +0000 UTC View Post
It's all about the eye contact
2023-05-09 11:43:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Know what else looks weird without its coat? Bears.
2023-05-09 08:54:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon, I’ll let you know 😉
2023-05-08 22:30:53 +0000 UTC View Post
I want to be whiskered away somewhere purrrdect 🐾
2023-05-08 21:43:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Saddest moment in gaming is Aerith dying and you cannot change my mind
2023-05-08 19:03:47 +0000 UTC View Post
cum within my reach I dare you
2023-05-08 15:03:22 +0000 UTC View Post
musings of my mind, like how much the price of tea is in China
2023-05-08 14:40:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right
2023-05-07 23:05:37 +0000 UTC View Post
didn’t catch any fish in my nets but I cod always try again tomorrow
2023-05-07 22:45:20 +0000 UTC View Post
how many bones are in your hand, do you know? I’d say at least a handful
2023-05-07 22:15:24 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m ripe as a plum for the picking
2023-05-07 14:30:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I’d like to Jigglypuff this on your Pokeballs
2023-05-07 13:30:43 +0000 UTC View Post
I seem to have a problem, any help?
2023-05-07 12:30:44 +0000 UTC View Post
chicks dig giant… robots’ hehe
2023-05-07 10:14:05 +0000 UTC View Post
my carpet is really soft why else would I be on my knees for you? 😏
2023-05-07 00:05:26 +0000 UTC View Post
crushed velour is vampire couture - I’m a bloody poet and didn’t know it
2023-05-06 23:04:52 +0000 UTC View Post
the rotation of the earth really makes my day 🌍
2023-05-06 22:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post
time to cum and see me… or is it the other way around?
2023-05-06 21:10:17 +0000 UTC View Post
here I am petal-ing my wares 🌸
2023-05-06 20:43:54 +0000 UTC View Post
