Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me..
Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
2023-05-29 02:01:06 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry.
2023-05-29 01:01:27 +0000 UTC View PostI'll set your kingdom ablaze. 🔥
I'll set your kingdom ablaze. 🔥
2023-05-29 00:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be..
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
2023-05-28 23:01:18 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.
You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.
2023-05-28 22:01:36 +0000 UTC View PostI would share a paopu fruit with you.
I would share a paopu fruit with you.
2023-05-28 18:00:44 +0000 UTC View PostBabe, I will always have enough ammo for you.
Babe, I will always have enough ammo for you.
2023-05-28 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right..
The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right..
2023-05-28 10:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostHow can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the sam..
How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
2023-05-28 06:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostDad, can you put my shoes on? "No, I don't think they'll fit..
Dad, can you put my shoes on? "No, I don't think they'll fit me.
2023-05-28 05:01:27 +0000 UTC View PostSouls aren’t the only thing I suck.
Souls aren’t the only thing I suck.
2023-05-28 04:01:35 +0000 UTC View PostI wont forget you as easily as Sora forgets Kairi for Riku.
I wont forget you as easily as Sora forgets Kairi for Riku.
2023-05-28 03:01:23 +0000 UTC View PostThose are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.
Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.
2023-05-28 02:01:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an expert fisherman? A master baiter.
What do you call an expert fisherman? A master baiter.
2023-05-28 01:01:20 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a flash grenade? Because you are stunning!
Are you a flash grenade? Because you are stunning!
2023-05-28 00:01:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept thr..
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
2023-05-27 23:01:29 +0000 UTC View PostBoy, are you sure you’re a muggle because that ass is magica..
Boy, are you sure you’re a muggle because that ass is magical!
2023-05-27 22:01:42 +0000 UTC View PostCan I get into YOUR Secret Base?
Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?
2023-05-27 18:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one hat say to the other? "Stay here! I'm going on ..
What did one hat say to the other? "Stay here! I'm going on ahead."
2023-05-27 16:01:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you have what it takes to assist the spirit of Valdar to ..
Do you have what it takes to assist the spirit of Valdar to defeat Hevnoraak? Look deep into your psyche for whether you can answer my most *epic* question: TRUTH or DARE? The Kingdom of Valthume depends on it! ⚔️ ***Tip $10 to start this side quest, you only get one chance at glory!*** ⚔️
2023-05-27 06:21:16 +0000 UTC View PostWant to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
2023-05-27 06:01:22 +0000 UTC View PostMy neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I ..
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
2023-05-27 05:01:52 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's your favorite Pokemon move? Mine is LICK.
What's your favorite Pokemon move? Mine is LICK.
2023-05-27 04:01:27 +0000 UTC View PostBabe, I don't need no scope to land some hits on you. 😉
Babe, I don't need no scope to land some hits on you. 😉
2023-05-27 03:01:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhy couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tire..
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
2023-05-27 02:01:34 +0000 UTC View PostI swear to you, I won't stop until your legs are shaking and..
I swear to you, I won't stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.
2023-05-27 01:01:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dicta..
What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator.
2023-05-27 00:30:11 +0000 UTC View PostDid you cast Stopga? Because my heart skipped a beat when I ..
Did you cast Stopga? Because my heart skipped a beat when I saw you.
2023-05-27 00:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostYou're rmore beautiful than a Beautifly. Now show me that we..
You're rmore beautiful than a Beautifly. Now show me that weedle.
2023-05-26 22:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
