Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to ..
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
2023-05-26 18:01:11 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
C'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.
C'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.
2023-05-26 14:01:08 +0000 UTC View PostMaking you horny and making you smile are my two favorite th..
Making you horny and making you smile are my two favorite things.
2023-05-26 10:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one butt cheek say to the other? "Together, we can ..
What did one butt cheek say to the other? "Together, we can stop this crap."
2023-05-26 08:01:46 +0000 UTC View PostAs soon as you walk in the room, I got my LOS with you babe...
As soon as you walk in the room, I got my LOS with you babe. 🥵
2023-05-26 06:01:16 +0000 UTC View PostHow would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?
How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?
2023-05-26 04:01:55 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody kn..
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. 😈
2023-05-26 03:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this..
Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this world!
2023-05-26 02:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostLet's make out, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then ..
Let's make out, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then let's have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.
2023-05-26 01:02:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more ..
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
2023-05-26 00:01:52 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a weapon? Because I got my X to pick you up.
Are you a weapon? Because I got my X to pick you up.
2023-05-25 23:01:47 +0000 UTC View PostLike an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
2023-05-25 22:02:16 +0000 UTC View Post***AHOY THERE MATEY*** 💣 Drop a bomb on a numbered grid squ..
***AHOY THERE MATEY*** 💣 Drop a bomb on a numbered grid square ($10) for a booty-licious prize 💣 Bomb the special **booby trap** and get a 3 minute custom worth $150! *one bomb per pirate, choose wisely me hearty*
2023-05-25 19:02:44 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? A beav..
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? A beaver dam.
2023-05-25 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a weapon? Because I got my X to pick you up.
Are you a weapon? Because I got my X to pick you up.
2023-05-25 14:01:17 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s not that I’m horny all the time. It’s just that you’re ..
It’s not that I’m horny all the time. It’s just that you’re always sexy.
2023-05-25 10:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostI don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
2023-05-25 06:01:37 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, did you just cast aeroga? Because you swept me off my ..
Baby, did you just cast aeroga? Because you swept me off my feet.
2023-05-25 05:01:44 +0000 UTC View Post
What did the leper say to the sex worker? "Keep the tip”.
What did the leper say to the sex worker? "Keep the tip”.
2023-05-25 03:01:47 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a newb in bed? I can train you to be pro.
Are you a newb in bed? I can train you to be pro.
2023-05-25 02:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostMy tongue can do a better job of teasing you than my words c..
My tongue can do a better job of teasing you than my words can.
2023-05-25 01:01:52 +0000 UTC View PostI don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
2023-05-25 00:01:48 +0000 UTC View PostWanna brighten up my day? I'll send something in return 😘
Wanna brighten up my day? I'll send something in return 😘
2023-05-24 23:47:11 +0000 UTC View PostBaby not even Namine could erase my memouries of you!
Baby not even Namine could erase my memouries of you!
2023-05-24 23:01:41 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
2023-05-24 22:01:48 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.
2023-05-24 21:03:22 +0000 UTC View PostI'll be the squirrel, you be the nut
I'll be the squirrel, you be the nut
2023-05-24 19:30:29 +0000 UTC View PostAre you my Somebody? Because I'd like to become one with you..
Are you my Somebody? Because I'd like to become one with you.
2023-05-24 18:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do boats go when they're sick? "To the boat doc."
Where do boats go when they're sick? "To the boat doc."
2023-05-24 14:01:24 +0000 UTC View Post
