Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
2023-07-26 23:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hey, there sweet roll, I just cast oak flesh, if you know wh..
Hey, there sweet roll, I just cast oak flesh, if you know what I mean.
2023-07-26 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostI would share a paopu fruit with you.
I would share a paopu fruit with you.
2023-07-26 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space..
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
2023-07-26 10:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fre..
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
2023-07-26 06:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostI wont forget you as easily as Sora forgets Kairi for Riku.
I wont forget you as easily as Sora forgets Kairi for Riku.
2023-07-26 05:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostI wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
2023-07-26 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do I have to do to get you to show me your secret base.
What do I have to do to get you to show me your secret base.
2023-07-26 03:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostAll I have to do is press "X" to pick up a weapon. Does that..
All I have to do is press "X" to pick up a weapon. Does that work for picking you up as well?
2023-07-26 02:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhen does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent..
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
2023-07-26 01:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I'm going on a..
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I'm going on ahead.
2023-07-26 00:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostDon't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
2023-07-25 23:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
2023-07-25 21:42:08 +0000 UTC View Post🐍***LETS PLAY***🪜 🎲 1 roll for $10 🎲 10 rolls for $75 *E..
🐍***LETS PLAY***🪜 🎲 1 roll for $10 🎲 10 rolls for $75 *Every roll of the dice is guaranteed a sssssuper sexxy prize* 😜
2023-07-25 18:54:50 +0000 UTC View PostWhat time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
2023-07-25 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
2023-07-25 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I c..
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.
2023-07-25 10:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t need the Thu’um to bend your will.
I don’t need the Thu’um to bend your will.
2023-07-25 06:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be a Nobody until you gave me back my heart.
I used to be a Nobody until you gave me back my heart.
2023-07-25 05:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostBabe, I will never finish with you because I will always do ..
Babe, I will never finish with you because I will always do New Game+ with you.
2023-07-25 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf you play your Pokémon cards right, I can make your Bulbas..
If you play your Pokémon cards right, I can make your Bulbasaur tonight.
2023-07-25 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostI think you might be a heartless because you just stole my h..
I think you might be a heartless because you just stole my heart.
2023-07-25 02:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
2023-07-25 01:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostSeek your charm and Rise, Tarnished 🗡
Seek your charm and Rise, Tarnished 🗡
2023-07-25 00:42:17 +0000 UTC View PostI know your name isn't Xion, because I could never forget yo..
I know your name isn't Xion, because I could never forget you.
2023-07-25 00:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostMy Exeggcute is very weak. Battle to gain experience.
My Exeggcute is very weak. Battle to gain experience.
2023-07-24 23:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Is that a metronome in your pocket, or are you just happy to..
Is that a metronome in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
2023-07-24 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostHey baby, did you come port royal? because you got some grea..
Hey baby, did you come port royal? because you got some great booty.
2023-07-24 14:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
