What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office!
What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office!
2023-07-24 10:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
Boy, are you a nobody? ‘Cause I’ve got a heart for you.
Boy, are you a nobody? ‘Cause I’ve got a heart for you.
2023-07-24 06:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostYou are such a great catch, I think I’m going to use my only..
You are such a great catch, I think I’m going to use my only Master ball on you.
2023-07-24 05:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostDid you cast Stopga? Because my heart skipped a beat when I ..
Did you cast Stopga? Because my heart skipped a beat when I saw you.
2023-07-24 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a differentiable function? Because I’d like to be th..
Are you a differentiable function? Because I’d like to be the tangent to your curves!
2023-07-24 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
2023-07-24 02:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostC'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.
C'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.
2023-07-24 01:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf my pickpocket experience were greater, I’d steal your hea..
If my pickpocket experience were greater, I’d steal your heart.
2023-07-24 00:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostA cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry,..
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.
2023-07-23 23:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making h..
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.
2023-07-23 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this..
Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this world!
2023-07-23 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHow about you and I form a binary system.
How about you and I form a binary system.
2023-07-23 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHey boy, with the jiggypuffs, let me take a pikachu
Hey boy, with the jiggypuffs, let me take a pikachu
2023-07-23 10:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, did you just cast aeroga? Because you swept me off my ..
Baby, did you just cast aeroga? Because you swept me off my feet.
2023-07-23 06:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostAre you the ground? Because I may not survive the fall into ..
Are you the ground? Because I may not survive the fall into you.
2023-07-23 05:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostBaby not even Namine could erase my memouries of you!
Baby not even Namine could erase my memouries of you!
2023-07-23 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhy couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tire..
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
2023-07-23 03:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostAre you my Somebody? Because I'd like to become one with you..
Are you my Somebody? Because I'd like to become one with you.
2023-07-23 02:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostIs that an Amulet of Mara you’re wearing?
Is that an Amulet of Mara you’re wearing?
2023-07-23 01:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post***LETS PLAY*** 🎮 🎲$10 per roll 🎲 or get 10 rolls for $75 ..
***LETS PLAY*** 🎮 🎲$10 per roll 🎲 or get 10 rolls for $75 *Each square is guaranteed a prize for you to enjoy!*
2023-07-22 23:20:01 +0000 UTC View PostNo amount of rolling in the sheets can dodge my attack tonig..
No amount of rolling in the sheets can dodge my attack tonight.
2023-07-22 23:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostShout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.
Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.
2023-07-22 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostIs that an arrow in your knee, or are you just happy to see ..
Is that an arrow in your knee, or are you just happy to see me?
2023-07-22 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostDo you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I'll wrestle yo..
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I'll wrestle you for them.
2023-07-22 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're ..
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites.
2023-07-22 10:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI wish I was a secant line so I could touch your curve twice..
I wish I was a secant line so I could touch your curve twice.
2023-07-22 06:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostI ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you kno..
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...
2023-07-22 05:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostHey sweet thang, can I watch your squirtle squirt.
Hey sweet thang, can I watch your squirtle squirt.
2023-07-22 04:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostYou might think it's overkill, but I like to double tap.
You might think it's overkill, but I like to double tap.
2023-07-22 03:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
