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I asked my dad to fix my PC today (bios update) and within 1..
I asked my dad to fix my PC today (bios update) and within 10mins he'd locked us both out of it permanently 😆 MY BALDURS GATE IS CALLING ME AND I CANNOT ANSWER
2023-10-21 19:56:08 +0000 UTC View PostEven if there was no gravity on this planet, I would still f..
Even if there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
2023-10-20 03:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s go to my room so I can show you the exponential growth..
Let’s go to my room so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.
2023-10-20 02:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostHow does a cow stay up to date with current events? It reads..
How does a cow stay up to date with current events? It reads the moos-paper.
2023-10-20 02:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf I were a Heartless, my heart would only find you.
If I were a Heartless, my heart would only find you.
2023-10-20 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The E..
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
2023-10-19 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
2023-10-19 22:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostThose are nice arms. Could I see how they would feel around ..
Those are nice arms. Could I see how they would feel around me?
2023-10-19 21:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi..
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2023-10-19 18:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostI'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put d..
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
2023-10-19 16:00:57 +0000 UTC View Post
She's waiting to be filled full of your ***cum*** go unload ..
She's waiting to be filled full of your ***cum*** go unload on her and tell her that **I** sent you 🍆💦💦 https://onlyfans.com/771730227/emmahircine
2023-10-19 03:41:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? "They're..
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? "They're both Paris sites."
2023-10-17 22:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostYou can delete the dating app now, I’m here.
You can delete the dating app now, I’m here.
2023-10-17 18:44:45 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a Nidoking, i would be your Nidoqueen. 👸
If you were a Nidoking, i would be your Nidoqueen. 👸
2023-10-17 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do seagulls fly over the ocean? "Because if they flew ov..
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
2023-10-17 14:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the ocean say to the beach? "Nothing, it just waved..
What did the ocean say to the beach? "Nothing, it just waved."
2023-10-17 10:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostMy love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
2023-10-17 06:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostHave you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds ..
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.
2023-10-17 05:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "..
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
2023-10-17 04:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be..
I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
2023-10-17 03:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostDear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
2023-10-17 02:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a factory that makes okay products? "A sati..
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? "A satisfactory."
2023-10-17 01:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostYou're such a good catch, I think i'll use my only MASTER BA..
You're such a good catch, I think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
2023-10-17 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostHow does dry skin affect you at work? "You don’t have any el..
How does dry skin affect you at work? "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
2023-10-16 23:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostI thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it w..
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
2023-10-16 22:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers brin..
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? "Pilgrims."
2023-10-16 18:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
