what do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese… a cheesy pickup line! yeah, that’s all I’ve got haha 🤪
2023-10-16 12:33:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Another untouched offering. Should i make this a thing in between all my edited cosplay stuff?
2023-10-15 19:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I genuinely have no idea how many dicks I've seen in my lifetime but I do sometimes wonder. Like it's gotta be way above average just due to the job but what is a normal amount to have viewed. I wonder how far past that I am 🤔
2023-10-15 14:15:53 +0000 UTC View Post
all the ways pototoes speak to my soul 🥔
2023-10-12 15:32:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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2023-10-11 14:09:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Unveil the $100 bundle hidden within the mystery box💙💙
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2023-10-08 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
So how many times do I need to do you to get your Remenbrance Weapon?
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2023-10-08 13:31:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
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2023-10-08 09:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Babe, you are the final entry in my Adventure's Handbook. And I would like to complete it.
2023-10-08 06:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m a cube, you’re a cube. Let’s make a tesseract!
2023-10-08 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out.
2023-10-08 03:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry bout that knee, I was shooting for your heart.
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2023-10-08 01:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
2023-10-08 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
2023-10-08 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
You gave me hardened pro in just 6 seconds.
2023-10-07 23:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
2023-10-07 22:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger… // And then it hit me.
2023-10-07 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is.
2023-10-07 14:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Is that a Ditto in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants
2023-10-07 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you hydro? Because you a make me wet.
2023-10-07 06:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
When you're gone I feel like Xemnas. Because I'm nobody without you.
2023-10-07 05:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I would share a paopu fruit with you.
2023-10-07 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone.
2023-10-07 03:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
C'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.
2023-10-07 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
