AHHH the amount of heavy cream i’m gonna have to drink is ho..
AHHH the amount of heavy cream i’m gonna have t
2025-07-25 21:57:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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i almost regret the heavy cream drive holy fuck omfg… y’all ..
i almost regret the heavy cream drive holy fuck
2025-07-24 15:34:54 +0000 UTC View Post‼️ HOUSECOW BIRTHDAY ALERT ‼️i get a lot of questions on how..
‼️ HOUSECOW BIRTHDAY ALERT ‼️
i get
just another few pics for y’all 🫣also. it’s my birthday tomo..
just another few pics for y’all 🫣
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y’all… my place has stairs and they’re KILLING ME. i’ve neve..
y’all… my place has stairs and they’re KILLING
2025-07-22 20:06:03 +0000 UTC View Postjust to give y’all a heads up: i’m moving into a new place m..
just to give y’all a heads up: i’m moving into
2025-07-19 01:51:55 +0000 UTC View Posty’all… i’m in the process of packing up all my stuff to move..
y’all… i’m in the process of packing up all my
2025-07-17 03:55:02 +0000 UTC View Posti kinda love how my boobs sometimes look even bigger than my..
i kinda love how my boobs sometimes look even b
2025-07-15 02:09:55 +0000 UTC View Postsorry it’s been a while since i supplied a longer video !! t..
sorry it’s been a while since i supplied a long
2025-07-11 19:32:17 +0000 UTC View Postsomeone on tumblr asked for a fit pic… i work from home so i..
someone on tumblr asked for a fit pic… i work f
2025-07-10 01:36:17 +0000 UTC View Posthow am i getting this huge again already…? pray for further ..
how am i getting this huge again already…?
2025-07-08 17:05:18 +0000 UTC
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just another belly play video i wanted to post real quick, g..
just another belly play video i wanted to post
2025-07-08 14:16:48 +0000 UTC View Posti wanted to do the voiceover for that video before work but ..
i wanted to do the voiceover for that video bef
2025-07-07 15:07:57 +0000 UTC View Post🫣 was curious about how i’m fitting through the pantry.. obv..
🫣 was curious about how i’m fitting through the
2025-07-07 14:24:11 +0000 UTC View Posti spent the entirety of saturday just. grazing the whole day..
i spent the entirety of saturday just. grazing
2025-07-07 14:05:33 +0000 UTC View Postdesperately trying to fit all of myself in frame after the s..
desperately trying to fit all of myself in fram
2025-07-04 05:02:10 +0000 UTC View Postpassenger princess for tonight to the buffet 🤭BTW IM SO SORR..
passenger princess for tonight to the buffet 🤭<
2025-07-04 00:39:49 +0000 UTC View Postsome older clips and pics to tide y’all over until i’m ready..
some older clips and pics to tide y’all over un
2025-07-01 20:47:56 +0000 UTC View Posta short video of me exploring how i’ve plumped up again 🫣 th..
a short video of me exploring how i’ve plumped
2025-06-29 00:59:45 +0000 UTC View Posti’ve been going through my wardrobe and figuring out what dr..
i’ve been going through my wardrobe and figurin
2025-06-26 16:20:39 +0000 UTC View Postjust a few more stills from the test video i did… lord. i ne..
just a few more stills from the test video i did… lord. i need to film an actual showering video for y’all asap 😳😳
2025-06-19 04:31:30 +0000 UTC View Postwhat’re y’all’s thoughts on potential shower/bath videos 🫣🫣🫣..
what’re y’all’s thoughts on potential shower/bath videos 🫣🫣🫣 i was just trying to see what filming would look like and omg…
too fat and lazy to hold myself up on all fours for very lon..
too fat and lazy to hold myself up on all fours for very long 😰 the way my legs are pushed apart by my belly drives me insane..
+ an outtake video!! and i apologize for the cropping job on that last pic lolll, hard to crop out my face and still get the whole image 😔😔
so!! i wanna be completely transparent with y’all: i’ve lost..
so!! i wanna be completely transparent with y’all: i’ve lost ~18lbs after being sick :(( insane to think about (especially seeing as it was like a week???), and i was SO PROUD of being so close to 350… but. that’s okay!!
weight is always easier to gain back!! and as y’all can see, absolutely none of the weight was lost from my boobs lmfao!! it’s gonna be a while until my stomach capacity is back where it was, but hey.. gaining is about the journey, right?? and 322lbs is still fat as fuck 🤭
i plan on getting back to regular posting tomorrow!! there will also be somewhat of a schedule for posting—on mondays (save for tomorrow) i want to post longer videos for y’all, up to ~10 mins probably? following the things i will post polls about !! with that, pics and/or shorter videos every day :)) what’re y’all’s thoughts on this?
PPV MAY happen in the future!! but i think those will be like. the cherry on top, lol, not necessary for y’all’s enjoyment of this page, just available if you’re wanting more!!
hi y’all!!! i’m finally gonna get back to posting regularly ..
hi y’all!!! i’m finally gonna get back to posting regularly on monday, i think!! im setting this poll up to get an idea of what y’all wanna see first 🥺
feel free to comment, too!!!
last photo i took before getting sick :((( to be real with y..
last photo i took before getting sick :((( to be real with y’all, posting will be out of whack until i feel better… i’ve almost definitely lost some weight with this but. that’s okay!! i will come back even stronger hehe 💪
2025-06-12 01:04:36 +0000 UTC View Postpics from this weekend!! i did extra heavy cream on saturday..
pics from this weekend!! i did extra heavy cream on saturday and then took a break on sunday… the day after so many calories is always roughhh, even just sitting up in bed is a challenge with my belly so swollen and bloated 😰 not to mention walking…
do y’all know how hard it is to walk (waddle, lol) now with how the fat has been collecting on my thighs?? it’s forcing them apart more and more.. honestly though. one day i won’t be walking and instead will be parked on the couch with my tummy hanging between my thighs so it’s okay 😋
anyways… i’m making fancy BLTs soon tonight and plan on having more heavy cream after that, too!! i want to get y’all those try on videos when im extra bloated 👀
me at this moment, 7:39pm… i have had ~2000 calories worth o..
me at this moment, 7:39pm… i have had ~2000 calories worth of cream/shake, several kolaches, a breakfast burger, ~1/3rd family pack of mega stuff oreos, huge portions of extra fatty brisket, asparagus (i try to eat healthy obv 💪), and now i shall spend the rest of the night getting as full, bloated, and swollen as i possibly can 🥰
what do y’all think. more heavy cream? or a steady stream of chocolates/candy/chips to round out my night? :3
part of my new post-work routine is admiring the 100+lbs of ..
part of my new post-work routine is admiring the 100+lbs of pure fat i’ve worked so hard on >:3 im trying to take advantage of my newly-sedentary routine !!! i’ve added the activity pics i shared on tumblr, too, to give y’all an idea of how fucking lazyyyy i’ve gotten..
anyways. i have a sonic shake and heavy cream to drink today before im done 🥰 and soooo many donuts and kolaches!! it’s a good day!!
some older pics/couple of vids i don’t think ive posted anyw..
some older pics/couple of vids i don’t think ive posted anywhere!! i i know a lot of y’all were fans of the ~220-280 range >:))
a majority of these were from 2023!! i gained ~40lbs in 3 months that summer—my capacity and appetite were INSANE. doordash, ubereats, i ordered out nearly every day and drank melted ice cream straight from the gallon carton.. i’m almost 100lbs heavier than those days, though.. there’s so many things i never would have thought of as i get larger, and honestly.. im already having issues with my mobility 🫣i get out of breath walking anywhere, my thighs chafe no matter what, im outgrowing the pantry doorway. the next 50lbs are going to be life changing 🤭
also ** my apartment in college had the loudest fucking fan. so many of my videos from them have the worst background noise, and i am sooo sorry y’all have to deal with that 😭one day i will figure out to how to get rid of it 🤞🤞
