wait?? this thing is for sex???
wait?? this thing is for sex???
2022-05-14 19:43:57 +0000 UTC View Post
wait?? this thing is for sex???
2022-05-14 19:43:57 +0000 UTC View Postsmh I went to see dr strange again but this time in 3D and it was broken for the first 20 minutes and then we collectively bullied them into restarting it in 2D.
I just wanna seeeeeeeee things fly at my face!!!! I wanna feeeeel something.
I need endless honey birdette lingerie π₯Ή ill give you pics forever
2022-05-14 01:33:24 +0000 UTC View PostI loooove that side view π imagine spreading my cheeks and thrusting your cock into my pussy π¦
2022-05-14 00:11:13 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like your girl in blue? π
2022-05-13 21:05:13 +0000 UTC View PostDoes anyone have a hookup for one of those machines that brings your chair up the stairs?? Asking for a friend obviously
2022-05-12 14:48:44 +0000 UTC View PostLick whipped cream off my grimy lil toes ππ
2022-05-12 14:47:26 +0000 UTC View PostWorship at the church of pussy π
2022-05-11 23:23:45 +0000 UTC View Postmy mom just called a customer service and ended the call with " thank you Karen, I hope you have a wonderful day" and after hanging up "she should get a new name, she was nice" AHAAHAHAHA
2022-05-10 20:17:02 +0000 UTC View PostHere is the daisy btw @temp_rising
2022-05-09 19:52:51 +0000 UTC View PostBeing a cat owner means casually walking by the throw up on your couch and choosing βnot nowβ :/
2022-05-09 19:29:07 +0000 UTC View PostMy $40 Patreon subscription gets me access to THESE!!! They just got here this morning and I had to share π
2022-05-09 18:57:03 +0000 UTC View PostProduct placement
Pay up @dr.pepper
Who wants to take me to a fancy hotel in vegas and dick me down
2022-05-09 00:02:05 +0000 UTC View PostMy mom is raging because I told her I pay $40 a month on Patreon just to get early access to buying more products from the Patreon and I show my butthole for $2.40 HAHAAHAHAHA
2022-05-08 16:51:58 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Motherβs Day, can I be your mommy or can you get me pregnant or what
2022-05-08 14:16:34 +0000 UTC View PostDid anyone else hide chicken eggs under their bed (as a kid) and keep them warm in hopes that theyβd hatch???
2022-05-07 02:25:56 +0000 UTC View Postthis makes me wanna waist train so bad π
2022-05-06 16:00:57 +0000 UTC View Postlets fight about something <33333333
2022-05-06 04:12:07 +0000 UTC View Posthey Siri find me the to!let that doesnβt flush when Iβm sitting on it
2022-05-06 01:47:50 +0000 UTC View PostI just ate so much popcorn I want to projectile vom!t all over everyone in the room (itβs a lot of people)
2022-05-06 01:43:43 +0000 UTC View Post