But, yes, you can expect a special quiz for tomorrow (my birthday!)
And don't worry - I'll keep posting my 2023 "recap" before the month ends! I honestly get quite horny and nostalgic (yeah, both!) thinking about it!
The point is: I have different group of friends (here I can share everything about Beth (who will be coming on Thursday btw), Carol (who came couple of days ago), Chris (we well be sleeping together on Friday!) and some guys which, at this point, are also friends too!
So I have *maany* birthday plans, and STILL I don't lazy around in OnlyFans, huh?
I did many things I just don't know how to explain in English hahaha
Ziplines... In the forest...? hahahaa
Fuck, someday I'll share my face and this shit will be much easier!
For example, last Monday I met a couple of friends and we:
1. Went shopping
2. Went to a "jumping" place (not sure how is called: this places with trampolines!), and I did my first backflip!!
3. Ate at McDonalds
4. Three rounds of Karts! (I have bruises to prove it!)
Gooooood morning
Guys: *tomorrow*, 19th of June, is my birthday hahahahaha
Chris (among others that I don't share in OnlyFans, because they're not creators) celebrate my birthday with me in many different ways!
Ever seen an OnlyFans creator publishing outtakes? Hahahahahaha
2024-06-18 06:24:26 +0000 UTC View Post
***NEW VIDEO: Sex education with Sam and Chris***
Duration: MORE than 90 minutes of content, with POVs included. 😜
Please read C A R E F U L L Y because there is a LOT happening on this video:
1. We speak ALL the time en English, we thought it would be way more clear that way! Please forgive any mistakes we _for sure_ have made. 🥺
2. We try ALL the toys we currently possess, including (but not limited to): Double dildo, hitachi vibrator, Lush, dildos, anal plug...😈
3. There IS oral sex, vaginal sex AND anal sex. (Yes... Sex)
4. Naturally, there is squirt, not like I have any other option with Chris. And so much squirt hahahahaha
5. We explain ALL the time how we feel, how to do X, how to do Y, what our preferences are, previous experiences, some interesting stories...
As always, don't hesitate to ask if you need something I failed to mention here!
Dm me if you want the full video <3
What you will NOT find in this video:
1. Men
2. Real dicks
3. Chris eating MY pussy
Cheers <3
Naturally, we also *TALK* a lot: Which are our weakest points, if we prefer this or that toy, some good/bad experiences, tricks, advices... Some quite "generic" (Like don't do this, or please do that!) while others a little bit more personal!
2024-06-17 19:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostNaturally, we try _all_ our toys, explaining how we feel, the details, some tricks for both our bodies...
2024-06-17 18:39:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Naturally, a good sex-education video wouldn't be complete without the first lesson: Oral sex
I can have incredibly successful and pleasant experiences with ONLY oral sex, but I can't have a good fuck with _zero_ oral sex. Is crucial, for me!! Not all women are the same, but most of my friends agree here!
"So, Sam, do you sit with Chris and talk for like an hour?"
Oh my sweet summer chiild... I'm in favour of theory AND practise. Cmon, you know me already hahahaha
So, for those of you that are _curious_. That understand that consent and wild sexuality CAN go together, those of you that would love to understand and know more about me and Chris and OUR take on many different sex-related topics... I have something for you!
2024-06-17 16:29:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sexual education is both terribly simple and a taboo topic in many places.
The core is always the same:
1. Communicate - Is your partner comfortable? Are YOU comfortable?
2. Pleasure - is there pleasure for all the people involved?
3. Safety - is this safe for everyone or, at least, does everyone understand and accept the risks?
I cannot make this more simple, so I won't focus too much on this! If you don't want to learn, there's nothing I can teach!
Luckily, I get many _many_ fans who either understand and respect I'm a real woman OR are willing to learn - for two reasons:
1. I'm clearly real
2. My marketing are normal-horny people, not stupid-horny people.
Don't get me wrong - I'll *never* judge your likes and dislikes, as I don't enjoy people judging mine.
But there's a difference between judging and _imposing_
Something like "Hey babe why don't you take a cucumber for me and putting in your ass and then your pussy." is wrong at SO many levels that I don't even know where to start.
Some context...
Chris and I feel there's a huge lack of sexual education around OnlyFans, reddit, Twitter... Most men and women I know understand professional porn is, well, porn - not real sex.
But many *many* subscribers around here are used to managed accounts. And do you know what characterizes them?
They don't have likes or dislikes, or real personality, or limits or preferences. They say "yes" to everything and then send a random PPV which has nothing to do with whatever you asked for (...Yeah, I've learned my lessons)
This causes two problems:
1. Some men get used to "yes-women" (which, obviously, are not real)
2. Real women get troglodytes and think all men are basically stupid
This is bad for all of us - both you and us!
Chris and I had an idea (although we had some suggestions from a fan, yes) -- combine them.
So we have made a video together, using ALL our toys, because I feel it's easier to explain the differences in feels and opinions with another woman!
...but that's not all!
Remember this old crowdfunding? --> https://onlyfans.com/1066386221/sam-dreamy-lips
Well, second most voted option was:
$6 - A "how to fuck a woman like me" video with another woman, explaining together how to make a woman squirt, how to touch our bodies, our nipples - how to prepare for anal, how to lick a clitoris. My best "sex education video"
And third most voted option:
$5 - The best and longest solo video possible - trying all my toys, explaining how they make me feel, how I normally use them, with an orgasm per toy, shouting and enjoying every second of it.
Naturally, I only promised to make the most voted option (the video with three dicks)...
... But where would be the fun in that?!
GoooOOood morning!
Today I have something really cool (and porn, don't worry) I'd love to share with you...
Thankfully, Chris agreed to help!
You can't even begin to imagine how good this was!
2024-06-16 16:29:19 +0000 UTC View Post
How would you reward this?! hahahahaha
"If you truly love someone... Make them homemade pasta"
When I said _making_ pasta, I mean it!!!
2024-06-16 13:10:58 +0000 UTC View Post
How could you *not* love this woman?!
Everyone that cooks for me, gets a place in my heart hahahaha
Chris has promised to make me some pasta for my birthday!! Hehehehehe
2024-06-16 11:08:40 +0000 UTC View Post
"But... Sam, are likes worth *anything* in OnlyFans?"
No. If you're curious, likes in reddit/instagram/tiktok do have a "price", and they're sold and bought (more likes/upvotes, more visibility, more money). I've been offered those many times, but I honestly don't like that way of working. Makes reddit a worse place.
Now, OnlyFans doesn't have a "discovery algorithm", so likes are virtually worthless. But... When I started, and I had 1-3 likes per post, I felt SO lonely and stupid.
Now I have 30 or 40 or even more likes per post - and I know a good chunk of you even _read_ them. That attention is *really* appreciated.
So if you're one of those who normally like all my content, today's your day! Hahahaha
Monday morning I'll select a post, and send a freebie to eeeeveryone who liked it.
Cheers!!
Yesterday was intense, huh??? Hahahaha
Not everyday can be dicks and tits, I guess!! You have to get SOME reality!!
Anyway, let's play a game.
There are *many* people who don't spend $ in here (which is fiiine), but some of them click like to everything (or almost everything). Well, today's your day!
I'm going to pick ONE post from either yesterday or today, and I'll send a freebie (a decent one, promise) to every single person that likes that post.
Why? Cause why not!
Last fun fact of the day!!
OnlyFans doesn't allow selling used panties.
...But it allows selling non-used panties.
So I've sold Sam-merchandise (Wink wink) 35 times - normally 2/3 times per month!
The lady in the postal office already knows more or less what's happening, and she always has some fun thanks to me, because I have to disclose the item I'm sending (A pair of socks, a thong, a bra...)
And I *always* say: "Yeah, a friend came to visit and forget it in my place. "
And she normally answers: "And you're spending $20 sending something that probably costs $20 brand new?"
And the she laughs, I want to be swallowed by Earth, and life's goes on hahaha
First gift a man gave me - it was a lingerie body (black) which I still have to this day!
I love lingerie as gift, but I love even more sex toys and/or food hehehehe
(Or experiences!)
