A man finds a penguin at his doorstep. His friends tell him to take it to the zoo. Later that day, they see him walking down the street while still carrying the penguin. They ask him "Weren't you gonna take it to the zoo?" and the man says "I did, now I'm taking it to the movies!"
2024-11-10 13:41:27 +0000 UTC
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How do you think the unthinkable.
With an ithberg.
2024-11-10 12:40:25 +0000 UTC
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What's about a foot long, and slippery?
A slipper.
2024-11-10 11:39:46 +0000 UTC
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Why are kleptomaniacs terrible with puns? They're always taking everything, literally.
2024-11-10 10:39:21 +0000 UTC
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If i’m gonna be frank, i’d have to change my name...
2024-11-10 09:37:45 +0000 UTC
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Slinky sideboob
2024-11-10 08:40:17 +0000 UTC
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2024-11-10 08:37:04 +0000 UTC
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More than a handful is a waste right? #cope 🥹
2024-11-10 07:39:15 +0000 UTC
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My turn to see your balls
2024-11-10 06:38:16 +0000 UTC
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Mind if I slither in?
2024-11-10 05:37:16 +0000 UTC
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You must be so tired from running through my mind all night.
2024-11-10 04:00:19 +0000 UTC
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Game on 😉
2024-11-10 03:38:18 +0000 UTC
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Don't forget I'm most active in DMs 🤭 I hope to see you in there 💓
2024-11-10 03:33:04 +0000 UTC
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We mermaid for each other 🧜♀️
2024-11-10 02:36:23 +0000 UTC
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11min video + mini gallery
2024-11-10 02:34:04 +0000 UTC
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@hircinesplayroom
2024-11-10 02:17:03 +0000 UTC
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Just winging it
2024-11-10 01:36:19 +0000 UTC
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Check meowwww-t
2024-11-10 00:35:15 +0000 UTC
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Cheeky
2024-11-10 00:25:03 +0000 UTC
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Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging your look.
2024-11-10 00:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Fishnet fun bundle?
2024-11-09 23:35:05 +0000 UTC
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Are you the syllabus? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
2024-11-09 23:01:10 +0000 UTC
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You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. Me.
2024-11-09 22:01:00 +0000 UTC
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I’ve been feeling a little lifeless lately—would you give me mouth-to-mouth?
2024-11-09 21:01:39 +0000 UTC
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2024-11-09 20:03:03 +0000 UTC
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If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
2024-11-09 20:01:04 +0000 UTC
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I watched a documentary that said lips are the most sensitive part of the body, wanna find out if that’s true?
2024-11-09 19:00:57 +0000 UTC
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