What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? "A melt..
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? "A meltdown."
2023-06-10 06:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
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What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hai..
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.
2023-06-10 05:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostHave you been sitting on a grindstone because your ass is su..
Have you been sitting on a grindstone because your ass is superior.
2023-06-10 04:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostDid you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.
Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.
2023-06-10 03:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI don't have much underboob, but I do my breast anyway
I don't have much underboob, but I do my breast anyway
2023-06-10 02:31:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
2023-06-10 02:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostYou make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!
You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!
2023-06-10 01:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine.
What's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine.
2023-06-09 22:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostJust watched a bunch of crows inspect their deceased mate in..
Just watched a bunch of crows inspect their deceased mate in the woods. Its a *murder investigation*
2023-06-09 18:35:34 +0000 UTC View Postlet me enter your dreadnaught babe
let me enter your dreadnaught babe
2023-06-09 18:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostI just want you to be happy. And naked.
I just want you to be happy. And naked.
2023-06-09 14:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot. 🥵
You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot. 🥵
2023-06-09 10:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostFor some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when ..
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
2023-06-09 06:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We..
Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
2023-06-09 05:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
2023-06-09 04:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I ..
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.
2023-06-09 03:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostSo, aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
So, aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
2023-06-09 02:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m gonna give you the Truth.
I’m gonna give you the Truth.
2023-06-09 00:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in i..
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
2023-06-08 23:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making h..
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.
2023-06-08 22:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostI feel like an ice wraith. You're making me melt.
I feel like an ice wraith. You're making me melt.
2023-06-08 14:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostIs your name itto? Because you’re my one and oni.
Is your name itto? Because you’re my one and oni.
2023-06-08 10:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have a pyro vision? Cause you sure are hot.
Do you have a pyro vision? Cause you sure are hot.
2023-06-08 06:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostHow does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
2023-06-08 05:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have anemo power? Because, girl, your poetry just ble..
Do you have anemo power? Because, girl, your poetry just blew me away.
2023-06-08 04:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWell done, Coco. This gives us the ideal opportunity to test..
Well done, Coco. This gives us the ideal opportunity to test it. We must hurry.
2023-06-08 03:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a pyro? Because you are smoking hot.
Are you a pyro? Because you are smoking hot.
2023-06-08 02:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostBabe, you are the final entry in my Adventurer’s Handbook. A..
Babe, you are the final entry in my Adventurer’s Handbook. And I would like to complete it.
2023-06-08 01:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostIt makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
It makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
2023-06-08 00:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
