Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
2023-08-07 23:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
Are we a match? Take the Quiz and receive a naughty surprise..
Are we a match? Take the Quiz and receive a naughty surprise! 🖤
2023-08-07 22:12:10 +0000 UTC View PostRIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
2023-08-07 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
2023-08-07 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostCould you be the Dragonborn? Because I’m sure, I could watch..
Could you be the Dragonborn? Because I’m sure, I could watch you sucking out my dragon’s soul.
2023-08-07 14:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI lost 25% of my roof last night...oof.
I lost 25% of my roof last night...oof.
2023-08-07 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow!
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow!
2023-08-07 06:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMom keeps asking why I have so much candy. She doesn't know ..
Mom keeps asking why I have so much candy. She doesn't know I always keep a few Twix up my sleeve.
2023-08-07 05:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostYou can consume my Lands Between Rune tonight.
You can consume my Lands Between Rune tonight.
2023-08-07 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you an experiment? Cuz al – be – doing you
Are you an experiment? Cuz al – be – doing you
2023-08-07 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know Fus Roh Dah? Cause you are blowing me away!
Did you know Fus Roh Dah? Cause you are blowing me away!
2023-08-07 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy dream job is to clean mirrors, because I can really see m..
My dream job is to clean mirrors, because I can really see myself doing that.
2023-08-07 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostNeed Zhongli? Cause I’ve got a pillar for you!
Need Zhongli? Cause I’ve got a pillar for you!
2023-08-07 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satis..
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
2023-08-06 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostGood night and if you dream of me, remember I like it rough.
Good night and if you dream of me, remember I like it rough.
2023-08-06 22:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostIf I had a master ball, I’ll definitely use it on you.
If I had a master ball, I’ll definitely use it on you.
2023-08-06 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostI only know 25 letters of the alphabet — I just don't know y..
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet — I just don't know y.
2023-08-06 14:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostEven if you are out of my Summon Range, I still want you to ..
Even if you are out of my Summon Range, I still want you to be in my world.
2023-08-06 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post***FREE SEX TAPE + FREE DICK RATE*** from Ireland’s hottest ..
***FREE SEX TAPE + FREE DICK RATE*** from Ireland’s hottest slut 🥵 @sarahwxpfree ☘️#ad
2023-08-06 08:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostYour pants bother me. Take them off.”
Your pants bother me. Take them off.”
2023-08-06 06:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostAre you from the Hoenn region, because you are the only HO I..
Are you from the Hoenn region, because you are the only HO I see
2023-08-06 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostYour name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to coll..
Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.
2023-08-06 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostIf you love dad jokes, but don't have kids, you're a Faux Pa..
If you love dad jokes, but don't have kids, you're a Faux Pa.
2023-08-06 02:18:57 +0000 UTC View PostI don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
2023-08-06 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you Noelle? cause u could do me like a dutiful maid
Are you Noelle? cause u could do me like a dutiful maid
2023-08-06 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have an Anemo vision? Cause you blew me away
Do you have an Anemo vision? Cause you blew me away
2023-08-06 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHow would you like me to use my onix to bind you to my bed.
How would you like me to use my onix to bind you to my bed.
2023-08-05 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?
If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?
2023-08-05 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWan to search what's inside my LOOT CAVE? Toss me that coin ..
Wan to search what's inside my LOOT CAVE? Toss me that coin of yours!
2023-08-05 21:07:58 +0000 UTC View PostI found a wooden shoe in my toilet — it was clogged.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet — it was clogged.
2023-08-05 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
