Are you high test score? Because I just want to take you hom..
Are you high test score? Because I just want to take you home and show you to my parents.
2023-09-04 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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You just made me shoot a MOAB in my pants.
You just made me shoot a MOAB in my pants.
2023-09-03 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
You gave me hardened pro in just 6 seconds.
You gave me hardened pro in just 6 seconds.
2023-09-03 14:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostGo fiddling with any cocks around here, and we're going to h..
Go fiddling with any cocks around here, and we're going to have a real BIG party.
2023-09-03 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you my Somebody? Because I'd like to become one with you..
Are you my Somebody? Because I'd like to become one with you.
2023-09-03 06:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.
I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.
2023-09-03 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to us..
I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.
2023-09-03 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle..
What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose.
2023-09-03 03:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWant to experience a gamma ray burst?
Want to experience a gamma ray burst?
2023-09-03 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pant..
I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a khajiit in the bed.
2023-09-03 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together
How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together
2023-09-02 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI'd catch a grenade for you... it's ok, I've got FlakJacket ..
I'd catch a grenade for you... it's ok, I've got FlakJacket pro!
2023-09-02 22:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostAre you up for a little tactical insertion?
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
2023-09-02 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWanna eat some mushrooms and terrorise Italian plumbers toge..
Wanna eat some mushrooms and terrorise Italian plumbers together?
2023-09-02 16:06:52 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's your favorite Pokemon move? Mine is LICK.
What's your favorite Pokemon move? Mine is LICK.
2023-09-02 14:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI'd love to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets..
I'd love to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets..
2023-09-02 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this..
Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this world!
2023-09-02 05:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostYou're such a good catch, I think i'll use my only MASTER BA..
You're such a good catch, I think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
2023-09-02 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the name of a very polite, European body of water? Me..
What’s the name of a very polite, European body of water? Merci.
2023-09-02 03:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a care package? Because you must've fallen from heav..
Are you a care package? Because you must've fallen from heaven.
2023-09-02 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a dementor? Because you take my breath away.
Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away.
2023-09-02 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI got the Runes, You got the Stones. Let's do it on the Smit..
I got the Runes, You got the Stones. Let's do it on the Smithing Table.
2023-09-02 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling lucky today? SPIN IT TO WIN IT!
Feeling lucky today? SPIN IT TO WIN IT!
2023-09-01 23:35:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.
2023-09-01 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWho need a perfect body, when you are a perfect nobody.
Who need a perfect body, when you are a perfect nobody.
2023-09-01 22:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostThieve's Guild Cis-turn around and show me what you got.
Thieve's Guild Cis-turn around and show me what you got.
2023-09-01 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you're gone I feel like Xemnas. Because I'm nobody with..
When you're gone I feel like Xemnas. Because I'm nobody without you.
2023-09-01 14:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostIs that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me..
Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
2023-09-01 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostDogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
2023-09-01 06:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
