If I were a Pidgeotto, I would gust your pants right off
If I were a Pidgeotto, I would gust your pants right off
2023-09-16 02:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
Are you still using Internet Explorer? Hmm, you must like it..
Are you still using Internet Explorer? Hmm, you must like it nice and slow.
2023-09-16 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhich is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a c..
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
2023-09-15 22:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostIf I ever freeze, don’t think that it’s because of a compute..
If I ever freeze, don’t think that it’s because of a computer virus. It’s probably because I was stunned by your beauty.
2023-09-15 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of egg did the evil chicken lay? A deviled egg.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay? A deviled egg.
2023-09-15 14:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf you had a “like” button beside you, I would definitely cl..
If you had a “like” button beside you, I would definitely click without delay.
2023-09-15 10:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do I have to do to get you to show me your secret base.
What do I have to do to get you to show me your secret base.
2023-09-15 08:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostHey boy, you put the cool in Tentacool.
Hey boy, you put the cool in Tentacool.
2023-09-15 06:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
2023-09-15 05:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostA life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
2023-09-15 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling luck today? LETS SPIN! 1 spin for $15 or 2 spins fo..
Feeling luck today? LETS SPIN! 1 spin for $15 or 2 spins for $25.
2023-09-15 03:19:51 +0000 UTC View PostI wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
2023-09-15 03:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHow about you drop that towel so I can take a pikachu.
How about you drop that towel so I can take a pikachu.
2023-09-15 02:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostYou and I add up better than the Riemann sum.
You and I add up better than the Riemann sum.
2023-09-14 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostDon't make me use Water Gun all over you!
Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!
2023-09-14 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy couldn't the couple respond right away when looking at w..
Why couldn't the couple respond right away when looking at wedding venues? They were engaged.
2023-09-14 14:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.
What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.
2023-09-14 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat was Sherlock Holmes' favorite protein source? Mystery m..
What was Sherlock Holmes' favorite protein source? Mystery meat.
2023-09-14 06:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one furniture maker say to another during a tense d..
What did one furniture maker say to another during a tense discussion? "Let's table this."
2023-09-14 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostDo you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
2023-09-14 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostYou've got the curves, I've got the angles.
You've got the curves, I've got the angles.
2023-09-14 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktan..
I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
2023-09-14 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostDon't worry about me keeping up with you babe. I have extra ..
Don't worry about me keeping up with you babe. I have extra Stamina potions.
2023-09-14 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow about you come and see my safari zone.
How about you come and see my safari zone.
2023-09-13 23:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s go to my room so I can show you the exponential growth..
Let’s go to my room so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.
2023-09-13 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostYou don't need level 100 Pickpocket to steal my heart away.
You don't need level 100 Pickpocket to steal my heart away.
2023-09-13 16:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational a..
You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
2023-09-13 14:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is sand so optimistic? It has a can-dune attitude.
Why is sand so optimistic? It has a can-dune attitude.
2023-09-13 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's it called when kittens get stuck in a tree? A cat-ast..
What's it called when kittens get stuck in a tree? A cat-astrophe.
2023-09-13 06:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostOnce you go Argonian you won't ever feel alone again.
Once you go Argonian you won't ever feel alone again.
2023-09-13 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
