Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling..
Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you.
2023-12-05 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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I've got 1-ply, I've got 2-ply, but all I really want is you..
I've got 1-ply, I've got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
2023-12-05 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostYou and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, ..
You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're super hot, and we belong together.
2023-12-05 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostKnow what's on the menu? Me-N-U. 😏
Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U. 😏
2023-12-05 08:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostCall me Wilma Flintstone because I'm about to make your bed ..
Call me Wilma Flintstone because I'm about to make your bed rock 😈
2023-12-05 04:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.
2023-12-04 23:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you know what will happen in zero gravity? I would still ..
Do you know what will happen in zero gravity? I would still fall for you.
2023-12-04 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostBACK ON THE MENU BOYS 🍲 STARTER; $10 an amuse-bouche of my ..
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2023-12-04 21:41:21 +0000 UTC View PostYour hand looks super heavy. Do you need me to hold it for y..
Your hand looks super heavy. Do you need me to hold it for you?
2023-12-04 21:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostYou are everything I never knew I always wanted.
You are everything I never knew I always wanted.
2023-12-04 20:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostIs your phone in your pocket? Because your pants are calling..
Is your phone in your pocket? Because your pants are calling me
2023-12-04 19:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostNeed a sidekick to solve mysteries with... Will you be my Fr..
Need a sidekick to solve mysteries with... Will you be my Fred?
2023-12-04 18:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI would love to graze your field.
I would love to graze your field.
2023-12-04 17:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a banana? 'Cause I find you apPEELing
Are you a banana? 'Cause I find you apPEELing
2023-12-04 16:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
My ankles would look good wrapped around your neck right now
My ankles would look good wrapped around your neck right now
2023-12-04 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostHey, are you my resin? Because I feel like I've spent an ete..
Hey, are you my resin? Because I feel like I've spent an eternity waiting for you and there's still too little of you in my life.
2023-12-04 08:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat math do Norse gods use? Frigganometry. https://onlyfa..
What math do Norse gods use? Frigganometry. https://onlyfans.com/600054947/emmahircine
2023-12-04 07:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A mayb..
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A mayber
2023-12-04 04:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostRoses are Red Violets are Blue I came a lot Thank you 💋 ht..
Roses are Red Violets are Blue I came a lot Thank you 💋 https://onlyfans.com/601071106/emmahircine
2023-12-04 01:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the green mushroom say to Luigi? Get a life
What did the green mushroom say to Luigi? Get a life
2023-12-04 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostAll these sea monster jokes are Kraken me up.
All these sea monster jokes are Kraken me up.
2023-12-03 23:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhy was King Arthur’s army too tired to fight? It had too ma..
Why was King Arthur’s army too tired to fight? It had too many sleepless knights.
2023-12-03 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostLet @emeraldskky worship your cock 🤫😈 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗣𝗔𝗚𝗘
Let @emeraldskky worship your cock 🤫😈 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗣𝗔𝗚𝗘
2023-12-03 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervo..
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
2023-12-03 21:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostHow much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
2023-12-03 20:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
2023-12-03 19:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostThe definition of a will? It’s a dead giveaway
The definition of a will? It’s a dead giveaway
2023-12-03 18:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
