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2023-12-11 22:02:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
2023-12-11 22:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
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2023-12-11 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage but I lost my case.
2023-12-11 20:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. ā I lost my case.
2023-12-11 19:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
6:30 is the best time on a clockā¦ hands down.
2023-12-11 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
2023-12-11 17:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do French people eat snails? Because they won't touch fast food.
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2023-12-11 15:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
2023-12-11 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the gym close down? It just didnāt work out.
2023-12-11 08:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the gym close down? It just didnāt work out.
2023-12-11 04:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
2023-12-11 00:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldnāt find a manual.
2023-12-10 23:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
2023-12-10 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
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2023-12-10 21:06:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner? Because he couldn't find a date.
2023-12-10 21:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
2023-12-10 20:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
2023-12-10 19:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2023-12-10 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
2023-12-10 17:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns.
2023-12-10 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call cheese that isnāt yours? Nacho cheese!
2023-12-10 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
2023-12-10 08:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
2023-12-10 04:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Who was Socratesā worst student? Mediocrities. Who was his busiest student? The one with a lot on his Plato
2023-12-10 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
What did the librarian say when the books were in a mess? We ought to be ashamed of ourshelves!
2023-12-09 23:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
2023-12-09 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
2023-12-09 21:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
