Did you hear about the antiques collector who found an old C..
Did you hear about the antiques collector who found an old Coca Cola lamp? She was soda lighted.
2024-01-15 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
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What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrige..
What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? Hey, close the door, I'm dressing!
2024-01-15 08:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhat type of candy is never on time? Choco-late.
What type of candy is never on time? Choco-late.
2024-01-15 04:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the clock do when he was hungry? He went back four ..
What did the clock do when he was hungry? He went back four seconds.
2024-01-15 00:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Ruff!
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Ruff!
2024-01-14 23:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostA cheese sandwich walks into a bar. The waiter says, "we don..
A cheese sandwich walks into a bar. The waiter says, "we don't serve food here."
2024-01-14 22:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
2024-01-14 21:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are all dogs bad storytellers? Because they only have on..
Why are all dogs bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail
2024-01-14 20:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat was the goal of the detective duck? To quack the case o..
What was the goal of the detective duck? To quack the case of course.
2024-01-14 19:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat has fangs and webbed feet? Count Duckula.
What has fangs and webbed feet? Count Duckula.
2024-01-14 18:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post"Doctor, doctor, help! I think I'm shrinking!" "Take this a..
"Doctor, doctor, help! I think I'm shrinking!" "Take this and you’ll be back to normal in a few weeks. Until then, you’ll just have to be a little patient."
2024-01-14 17:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostThanks for explaining the word many to me, it means a lot.
Thanks for explaining the word many to me, it means a lot.
2024-01-14 16:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
What did Mars say to Saturn? "Give me a ring sometime."
What did Mars say to Saturn? "Give me a ring sometime."
2024-01-14 12:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies.
Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies.
2024-01-14 08:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostI have a speed bump phobia, but I'm slowly getting over it.
I have a speed bump phobia, but I'm slowly getting over it.
2024-01-14 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
2024-01-14 00:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostI've just been fired from a clock factory, even after all th..
I've just been fired from a clock factory, even after all those extra hours I put in...
2024-01-13 23:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostTip this post if you are going to stay with me again this ye..
Tip this post if you are going to stay with me again this year, and I'll send you a goodie 🖤
2024-01-13 22:52:59 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is the library so tall? Because it has a lot of stories.
Why is the library so tall? Because it has a lot of stories.
2024-01-13 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI wanted to learn to dance so I started with salsa. I wanted..
I wanted to learn to dance so I started with salsa. I wanted something I could dip in to.
2024-01-13 21:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post***Wanna see my precious?*** 💍 $10 per roll 🗺 Prize on each..
***Wanna see my precious?*** 💍 $10 per roll 🗺 Prize on each square As many rolls as you like!
2024-01-13 20:18:08 +0000 UTC View Postmoon? I heard it was good but it had no atmosphere.
moon? I heard it was good but it had no atmosphere.
2024-01-13 20:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear the rumour about the butter? Never mind, it wou..
Did you hear the rumour about the butter? Never mind, it wouldn't spread.
2024-01-13 19:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostLearning to sleep upside down is hard for bats, but eventual..
Learning to sleep upside down is hard for bats, but eventually they get the hang of it.
2024-01-13 18:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhich day of the week is a chicken's least favourite? Fry-da..
Which day of the week is a chicken's least favourite? Fry-day.
2024-01-13 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI broke my finger today, but on the other hand i am complete..
I broke my finger today, but on the other hand i am completely fine.
2024-01-13 16:20:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Asuka might be fiery, but she's still 'suka'ble in her own w..
Asuka might be fiery, but she's still 'suka'ble in her own way. 😏😈 https://onlyfans.com/599791621/emmahircine
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