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I saw Aela's true form in the underforge ... You could say ..
I saw Aela's true form in the underforge ... You could say I saw her under-were **BA-DUM-TITS**
2024-02-22 12:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a lawyer who can cook? A sue chef
What do you call a lawyer who can cook? A sue chef
2024-02-22 08:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostUseless Fact of the Day: ***Some cats are allergic to peopl..
Useless Fact of the Day: ***Some cats are allergic to people.***
2024-02-22 04:00:39 +0000 UTC View Post
How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three, the right, the ..
How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three, the right, the left, and the final front ear.
2024-02-21 23:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador Retriever..
What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador Retriever.
2024-02-21 22:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostWhat language do bridges speak? Span-ish.
What language do bridges speak? Span-ish.
2024-02-21 21:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
2024-02-21 20:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear that the Devil is going bald? Yeah, there’s gon..
Did you hear that the Devil is going bald? Yeah, there’s gonna be hell toupee.
2024-02-21 19:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostIf a Wizard uses magic to hold up a camera and take a pictur..
If a Wizard uses magic to hold up a camera and take a picture of himself, is that a Spellfie?
2024-02-21 18:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar..
Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.
2024-02-21 17:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do defense lawyers go out for Mexican food when they’re ..
Why do defense lawyers go out for Mexican food when they’re feeling down? To get some case-ideas!
2024-02-21 16:00:40 +0000 UTC View Post
How do trees feel in the Spring? Releaved.
How do trees feel in the Spring? Releaved.
2024-02-21 12:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I was was going to tell a joke about a dead parrot, but it w..
I was was going to tell a joke about a dead parrot, but it was way too Macawbre.
2024-02-21 04:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostBecoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
2024-02-21 00:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostDid I drop my phone taking these? Yes. Did I smash the back ..
Did I drop my phone taking these? Yes. Did I smash the back camera doing so? Also yes.
2024-02-20 23:57:36 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do people love switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus..
Why do people love switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. Unlike Canada’s, which I could take or leaf.
2024-02-20 23:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostTip this post for some LUCKY BUNDLES! 💖💖💖💖
Tip this post for some LUCKY BUNDLES! 💖💖💖💖
2024-02-20 22:02:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.
What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.
2024-02-20 22:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostBe kind to dentists. They have fillings too, you know.
Be kind to dentists. They have fillings too, you know.
2024-02-20 21:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostI dropped my toothpaste, I’m crestfallen.
I dropped my toothpaste, I’m crestfallen.
2024-02-20 19:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostSplish splash I was taking a bath
Splish splash I was taking a bath
2024-02-20 17:42:23 +0000 UTC View PostI am unable to reply to messages at present. Keeps saying Tr..
I am unable to reply to messages at present. Keeps saying Try Again Later 🥹
2024-02-20 17:26:05 +0000 UTC View Post
