I don’t know CPR, but I do know mouth to mouth.👄💋
I don’t know CPR, but I do know mouth to mouth.👄💋
2023-04-18 07:03:11 +0000 UTC View Post
sara8teen posts
Are you a bank loan? ‘Cause you got my interest.😝
Are you a bank loan? ‘Cause you got my interest.😝
2023-04-17 23:07:28 +0000 UTC View PostHey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you ..
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one. 😈
2023-04-17 15:01:57 +0000 UTC View PostDo you want me to be your new boss? Because I can give you a..
Do you want me to be your new boss? Because I can give you a raise.😏
2023-04-17 07:04:26 +0000 UTC View PostJust call me fertilizer because I could make you grow over s..
Just call me fertilizer because I could make you grow over six inches tonight.🤭
2023-04-16 23:01:59 +0000 UTC View PostPizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.🍕👅
Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.🍕👅
2023-04-16 15:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostWith school, I want an A. With you, I want to F. 🤓🙈
With school, I want an A. With you, I want to F. 🤓🙈
2023-04-16 07:01:22 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when yo..
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when you're in me. 👻
2023-04-15 23:01:56 +0000 UTC View PostI’m feeling a little off today. Could you turn me on?🙊
I’m feeling a little off today. Could you turn me on?🙊
2023-04-15 15:01:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey my grades are bad but I’m sure a D ain't bad 🤭
Hey my grades are bad but I’m sure a D ain't bad 🤭
2023-04-15 07:02:20 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a firefighter.👨🚒 because you made me hot 🔥 and left..
Are you a firefighter.👨🚒 because you made me hot 🔥 and left me wet.💦
2023-04-14 23:09:17 +0000 UTC View PostYou made me scream without the s. 😏💦
You made me scream without the s. 😏💦
2023-04-14 15:05:40 +0000 UTC View PostWant to see a movie or do you want to make one?🎥🤭
Want to see a movie or do you want to make one?🎥🤭
2023-04-14 07:06:52 +0000 UTC View PostMy voice ain’t deep, but my throat is.🙈😏
My voice ain’t deep, but my throat is.🙈😏
2023-04-13 23:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a rubix cube? Because the more I play with you the h..
Are you a rubix cube? Because the more I play with you the harder you get. 🙈😏
2023-04-13 15:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostI ain’t a singing teacher, but I bet I could make you scream..
I ain’t a singing teacher, but I bet I could make you scream your highest note.🎤🎵😈
2023-04-13 07:01:40 +0000 UTC View PostI work at a tech store because I can turn your software into..
I work at a tech store because I can turn your software into hardware. 👩💻🤓
2023-04-12 23:02:06 +0000 UTC View PostWould you like to insert your plug in to my socket so we cou..
Would you like to insert your plug in to my socket so we could generate some electricity 😂🔌⚡️
2023-04-12 15:01:16 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a sea lion? Because I could see you lion in my bed t..
Are you a sea lion? Because I could see you lion in my bed tonight😜🦭.
2023-04-12 07:01:45 +0000 UTC View PostKissing is the language of love, do you mind starting a conv..
Kissing is the language of love, do you mind starting a conversation? 🍑😘
2023-04-11 23:09:33 +0000 UTC View PostGoodnight. And if you dream of me, remember I like it rough...
Goodnight. And if you dream of me, remember I like it rough.🙈
2023-04-11 15:03:47 +0000 UTC View PostI wanna do you after school like some homework.😝🤓
I wanna do you after school like some homework.😝🤓
2023-04-11 07:02:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are you doing tonight? I mean, besides me? 😉
What are you doing tonight? I mean, besides me? 😉
2023-04-10 23:02:39 +0000 UTC View PostThere are no chairs left. Can I sit on your face? 😅
There are no chairs left. Can I sit on your face? 😅
2023-04-10 15:03:38 +0000 UTC View PostI’m blind, may I hold your stick?
I’m blind, may I hold your stick?
2023-04-10 07:03:33 +0000 UTC View PostMy eyes are right here.. not down there! 😅
My eyes are right here.. not down there! 😅
2023-04-09 23:02:19 +0000 UTC View PostDo you think this outfit would look great in a crumpled heap..
Do you think this outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on your bedroom floor? 😏😉
2023-04-09 15:02:58 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like nature? I have a sea for you to explore. My Pu-s..
Do you like nature? I have a sea for you to explore. My Pu-sea! 😂🐱
2023-04-09 07:05:08 +0000 UTC View PostThey call me coffee because I grind so fine. 😈
They call me coffee because I grind so fine. 😈
2023-04-08 23:04:48 +0000 UTC View PostCall me Medusa, because I’m gonna make you rock hard. 🐍
Call me Medusa, because I’m gonna make you rock hard. 🐍
2023-04-08 15:02:25 +0000 UTC View Post
