Do you know how to train butterflies? The ones in my stomach..
Do you know how to train butterflies? The ones in my stomach right now are quite untamed. ๐ฆ๐
2024-04-28 14:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know how to train butterflies? The ones in my stomach right now are quite untamed. ๐ฆ๐
2024-04-28 14:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's long, green, and smells like bacon? ๐ธ๐ท Kermit The Frog's fingers
2024-04-28 08:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostDon't be afraid to reach out! DM me and let's get to know each other. ๐๐ฌ
2024-04-28 01:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou know those gaps between your fingers? I think they were made for mine. ๐โโค๏ธ
2024-04-27 19:43:02 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the Italian chef who died? ๐ He pasta way
2024-04-27 13:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling generous? A donation to my campaigns ๐ would be amazing
2024-04-27 07:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostGive this post a like and make my day. ๐๐
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2024-04-27 06:23:13 +0000 UTC View PostCoffee, tea, or sushi? โ๐ต๐ฃ
2024-04-27 00:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone go crazy? ๐ธ $100 bill
2024-04-26 18:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWant to be nice? A tip would be great ๐ฅฐ๐
2024-04-26 12:41:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you an archeologist โcuz you dug up a hole in my heart. โ๏ธ๐๐
2024-04-26 05:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call someone with no body and no nose? ๐ Nobody knows
2024-04-25 23:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling grateful? A small tip of appreciation ๐ would be amazing
2024-04-25 17:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostNeed someone to talk to about your problems? DM me and let's chat! ๐
2024-04-25 11:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road ๐ ย I asked him, โWhatโs the word on the street?โ ๐
2024-04-25 04:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostWant to show some love? A tip ๐ฅฐ would be appreciated
2024-04-24 22:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling spontaneous? DM me and let's see where it takes us. ๐๐
2024-04-24 16:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have a pencil? โCuz I want to erase your past and write our future. โ๏ธ๐๐
2024-04-24 10:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling generous? Treating me to a shopping spree ๐ธ would be amazing
2024-04-24 03:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostYour likes fuel my motivation to create more awesome content. โฝ๏ธ๐
2024-04-23 21:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostThey say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing? ๐๐ซโค๏ธ
2024-04-23 15:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostHow does a taco say grace? ๐ฎย Lettuce pray
2024-04-23 09:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostLooking for someone to vent to? My inbox is open. ๐จ
2024-04-23 02:44:01 +0000 UTC View PostEven if there was no gravity on Earth, Iโd still fall for you. โ๏ธโค๏ธ๐
2024-04-22 20:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? ๐ Beat it. Weโre closed
2024-04-22 14:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling thankful? A virtual bouquet via tip ๐ would be super appreciated
2024-04-22 08:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostLetโs commit the perfect crime. Iโll steal your heart, you steal mine. ๐ฅ๐โค๏ธ
2024-04-22 01:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy was the coach yelling at a vending machine? ๐ค He wanted his quarter back
2024-04-21 19:43:02 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling nice? Tip me on my work ๐ฏ
2024-04-21 13:32:01 +0000 UTC View Post