Let's have some fun in the DMs! DM me and let's make it happ..
Let's have some fun in the DMs! DM me and let's make it happen. ππ¬
2024-07-22 04:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostLet's have some fun in the DMs! DM me and let's make it happen. ππ¬
2024-07-22 04:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you French? Because Eiffel for you π
2024-07-21 22:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostLet me be the conductor of your symphony of pleasure, orchestrating every delightful sensation. π΅π
2024-07-21 16:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
2024-07-21 10:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostHey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? πΎ
2024-07-21 03:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostOur bodies become brushstrokes on the canvas of passion, creating an erotic masterpiece. π¨πΉ
2024-07-20 21:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? π³ A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush
2024-07-20 15:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling frisky? Let's chat and see where it goes π₯
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2024-07-20 02:28:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do birds always sing in the morning? π¦ Because they don't go to work
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2024-07-19 14:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostWell, here I am. What are your other two wishes? π§ββοΈ
2024-07-19 08:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be addicted to soap π§ΌΒ but I'm clean now.
2024-07-19 01:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWant to connect with someone who is kind and compassionate? DM me! π
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2024-07-18 07:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWho's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? π©Β The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts π
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2024-07-18 00:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away! ππ₯°
2024-07-17 18:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostIn the sanctuary of our passion, we find solace from the chaos of the world, creating a haven of bliss. π°π
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2024-07-17 05:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostDid the sun come out or did you just smile at me? βοΈβοΈ
2024-07-16 23:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostLet our desires intertwine like vines, growing stronger and more entangled with each passing moment. πΏπ
2024-07-16 17:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the invisible man turn down the job offer? π He couldn't see himself doing it
2024-07-16 11:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostDid you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me βοΈ
2024-07-16 04:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostOur love is a masterpiece painted on the canvas of time, eternal and ever-evolving. π¨β³
2024-07-15 22:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the dick go crazy? ππ€ͺ Someone was messing with his head
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2024-07-15 10:37:03 +0000 UTC View PostSurrender to the magnetic pull of our souls, drawing us closer with every breath. π₯π«
2024-07-15 03:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostSt. Francis worked at Krispy Kreme π He was a deep friar
2024-07-14 21:27:02 +0000 UTC View Post